Bin Laden 'will be betrayed'

There is a 5 million dollar pricetag on his head. Of course, someone will turn him in.

41 posted on 10/12/2001 2:22:50 PM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts

Stuff pork in his mouth before he dies

I've got a much better punishment for bin Laden:

GROSS-OUT ALERT. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING GROSSED OUT...

Capture bin Laden and his 10-year-old son alive. Film this, and everything that follows, to show to his disciples back home:
1. First, force bin Laden to cook large amounts of pork, and then force-feed his son this pork over a period of two days.
2. Next, force bin Laden to kill his own son with a box-cutter to the neck. Before the son dies, someone will explain to him that his dad is a monster and lied to him, and this is all a punishment.
3. Then, bin Laden must string up his son, and drain and drink the blood.
4. Remember that bin Laden is reported to be a vegetarian: He then must carve out his son's stomach and intestines, now plump with pork, fry these organs up and EAT THEM. Tape his mouth shut so he can't vomit it up.
5. Then torture him for a year, allowing only enough healing to ensure he does not die.
BIN LADEN'S LAST 24 HOURS ON EARTH
6. His last meal will be his own unwashed sexual organs, cut off and fed to him raw by women.
7. After this meal, throw him out of an airplane and tape record his screams. But save him with a parachute or bungee cord so he does not die.
8. Lastly, bury bin Laden alive, forcing him to listen to his own tape-recorded screams of pain.

Who said this story won't have a happy ending?

Not being,

42 posted on 10/12/2001 2:41:04 PM PDT by Silly

To: jwalsh07, LeSabre, AlaskaErik, Joe 6-pack, Poohbah, shaggy eel, damian5, Salvation

Bump for post no. 42, but BE WARNED: There is a gross-out warning for a good reason.

43 posted on 10/12/2001 2:49:11 PM PDT by Silly

44 posted on 10/12/2001 2:57:36 PM PDT by Silly

45 posted on 10/12/2001 2:57:52 PM PDT by Silly

46 posted on 10/12/2001 2:58:11 PM PDT by Silly

I was actually worried about that; I hope it is taken in the spirit that is meant. That's one of the reasons I posted the Gross-Out Alert. I don't want anyone at FR to be offended,

If it gets pulled, I will totally understand. But perhaps people won't wig out too much. I tried to come up with something that was slightly doable (unlike giving him a sex-change operation and sending him back to Afghanistan) and would really hurt bin Laden on many levels. I don't know if it's art, but I like it.

48 posted on 10/12/2001 3:17:25 PM PDT by Silly

Remind me not to p**s you off.

49 posted on 10/12/2001 3:23:31 PM PDT by mlo

LOL!!! I'd hate to get on your bad side!!

50 posted on 10/12/2001 3:31:21 PM PDT by FITZ

The best punishment is an anonymous death in a mountain cave - no one will ever hear from bin Laden again, no one will ever be able to call him martyr because there is the possibility that he might have run away and hidden himself. He should die anonymous and forgotten - that would be the fate he fears most.

51 posted on 10/12/2001 3:54:50 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves

And just before he dies force him to:

A. Watch an episode of Rosie.

B. Have sex with Paula Poundstone.

C. And listen to Hillary lecture on health care.

He'll off himself before too long.

52 posted on 10/12/2001 5:04:38 PM PDT by veronica

Come on, now that's just plain sick. :-)

53 posted on 10/12/2001 5:10:33 PM PDT by Silly

Post 42 is great, isn't it? And it's evolving -- I can always develop it further.

54 posted on 10/17/2001 12:28:07 PM PDT by Silly

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