ahhh, what a good idea!
To: this witness whoever he is
Maybe a suitcase nuke. But not in the same league with the real thermonuclear devices. It's just a whole different level, not even as close as T-ball to baseball. Shouldn't exaggerate so soon, there is danger of running out of superlatives and not being able to describe the horrors coming down the road. What if you really do get nuked? Will anyone treat this as fresh news should it happen? After all, according to you, you have been as good as nuked already.