[Brad C.]

Saw something for use against gophers the other day. Cute little device using oxygen and propane and an ignitor. The gases were pumped into the gopher tunnel, the oxygen causing the gophers lungs to expand while breathing it. When the fire gets lit, it just blows up the tunnel, without much gopher left.

[Harrison Bergeron]

"...without much gopher left."

Well, I dunno, I suspect gophers are a lot smarter than terrorists.

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