[Cleburne]

7-11's are really the enemy's secret base of operations. Try buyin REAL tinfoil there, the kind that blocks mind transmisions. You can't! They're everywhere!!!!!! AHHGG!!!!!

[ravingnutter]

7-11's are really the enemy's secret base of operations. Try buyin REAL tinfoil there, the kind that blocks mind transmisions. You can't! They're everywhere!!!!!! AHHGG!!!!!

Naahhhh...that's just another internet hoax...the real scoop is that soon you won't be able find a 7-11 open...Afghanistan has threatened to cut off our supply of clerks!