[billorites]

As one half of television's first openly-gay Muppet couple, I rather doubt that Bert would feel welcome in Al Queda.

[toupsie]

"Rubber ducky your so fine!"

[sharktrager]

As one half of television's first openly-gay Muppet couple, I rather doubt that Bert would feel welcome in Al Queda.

Actually, not only have recent articles discussed the prevalence of homosexual/pedophile activity among Islamic Fundamentalists, at least one reporter who visited a Al Queda camp was stunned at the number of terrorists in training that openly asked to have sex with him.

[Catspaw]

As one half of television's first openly-gay Muppet couple, I rather doubt that Bert would feel welcome in Al Queda.

Another illusion destroyed. I thought Bert & Ernie were puppets.

[dead]

Nobody on Sesame Street is gayer than Big Bird, who is love with a male elephant.