[lds23]

Try these:
"You'll look better in a sweater washed in Woolite"
"BrylCreme, a little dab'll do ya"
"Tenser said the tensor" (Apologies to Alfred Bester)

[boris]

"Apologies to Alfred Bester"

"Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation;
Deep Space is my dwelling place;
The Stars My Destination."

--Boris