Jerry Falwall has apologized for your sins.
Jessie Jackson has filed a protest, saying it was his duty to apologize for you.
Al Sharpton has declared music is a plot against him.
Jimmy Swaggart says it was
his sin that caused your pain.
Tammy Faye said she still has Jim and Tammy dolls for sale.
Pat Robertson says the more you give, the more he will
prey on you pray for you.
The rain has stopped.
The music won't.
You are doomed.
You should not have consumed the cheese.