[Nuke'm Glowing]

After reading this, I'm selling all the gold he told me to buy before Y2K and trading it in for tinfoil. Yeppers, can't have that Russian broadcast radiation from them there satellites of theirs causing me to start loving vodka and fat hairy Russian women.

[Stavka2]

Hay buddy, our women are slim and beautiful and look nothing like the crap on Springer...and the Vodka ain't half bad either.