Russian troops gathering near Kabul: Moscow Weekly

Kyodo via COMTEX ^ | Oct 09, 2001

[Travis McGee]

Never forget the deadly leapord skin clad nightfighters of the 18th Kenyan Mau Mau Regiment who are reported to be massing outside Khandahar on stealth bicycles.

[TADSLOS]

Well, the good news is they shouldn't need directions...

[browardchad]

Uh, huh -- and with all the reporters running around interviewing the Northern Alliance, none have seen or heard of this?

[beekeeper]

I think it is more plausible that the Paraguayan Air Commandos are poised to invade Kabul in motorized hang gliders.

Yep. I saw that on another thread. But the latest is Samoan surfers on boogie boards.

[DoughtyOne]

I wouldn't bet five dollars that this story is factual. Russia doesn't have a border with Afghanistan.

[CJ Wolf]

looks like they will.

[Rustynailww]

[Rodney King]

The only thing that will ever bring piece is a re-shaping of the borders along tribal lines. The tajik lands should become part of Tajikistan etc.

Of course, the UN would never allow that. Just like they fought so hard to keep Yugoslavia together, they will do the same here. There is no bill, paid in blood, that is too high for the UN in their campaign to globalize government.

[neutrino]

Great! And I hope that they treat the locals with every bit of kindness and respect they deserve. Now exactly what I mean by "deserve" I shall leave to the wisdom of the reader....

[Travis McGee]

the latest is Samoan surfers on boogie boards.

Source please? You should not be posting unfounded rumors. There is no evidence of Samoans, unlike the Russians, Paraguayans and Kenyans. Stick to documented facts.

For one thing, the Samoans would wait for the snows to arrive, they are sending their snow boarding troops, NOT boogie boarders. Everybody knows that.

[tberry]

I don't believe it!!!

[Romulus]

I heard that the Vatican Swiss Guards had Kabul surrounded in Landspeeders.

Popemobiles. Deus vult.

[ThreeOfSeven]

Sources also report the Swedish Bikini team has arrived and is somersaulting into Kabul to liberate the repressed women of Afghanistan.

[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

"Sources also report the Swedish Bikini team has arrived and is somersaulting into Kabul to liberate the repressed women of Afghanistan."

PICTURES! PICTURES! WE WANT PICTURES!

[Sabertooth]

"A precedent to Russia taking this type of action was seen in June 1999 during the Yugoslavia war when Russian forces surprised the NATO-led international force and occupied the airport at the Kosovo capital."

Another precedent:

Berlin. 1945.

[dighton]

There is no evidence of Samoans ...

That's exactly what I'd expect from a Samoan shill. Please take your propaganda to www.hugepeopleofthesouthseas.com, where they will appreciate it.

[American Soldier]

I'd like some kind of reliable verification that this story is true. What does DEBKA have to say? hohoho

[sneakypete]

You're all wrong. It's the French who are going to send in their crack "1st Surrender Division". Rumor has it they are going to land them facing the wrong way.

[beekeeper]

the Samoans would wait for the snows to arrive,

No, it is as I said. Element of suprise. They will never expect them on boogie boards.