Judicial Watch Jumps On Record-Setting Bandwagon, Sues Barry Bonds and Major League Baseball

10/08/2001 | William Wallace

[William Wallace]

Thanks for the link.

Do they have a watch? They have THREE styles of watches for sale HERE

[patent]

Personally I didn't like them before either. For a time I thought they were good, but eventually the proof was not in the pudding. Now that the Clintons are gone, its still not there.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Illusion Watch	($75.00)
Authentic JW watch with disappearing and reappearing logo on the face. Black leather bands, black face with silver accents.

[FReethesheeples]

Larry Klayman is a friend of mine, but the very notion of suing Barry Bonds is a trifle bizarre.

[FReethesheeples]

I just saw your disclaimer:

"This is a work of fiction."

....."No animals were hurt in posting this thread."

[Luis Gonzalez]

FYI

[FReethesheeples]

I think this is satire & fiction, WW.

[FReethesheeples]

I think this is satire & fiction, WW.

[BluesDuke]

This is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual persons or events is coincidence.
No animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.

The sad part is, you half expect to awaken one fine morning and find out this was no gag, and Klayman really is going to sue Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, and Sammy Sosa.

Which reminds me - a new trivia question:

Only one man in major league history has hit sixty or more home runs in three out of four seasons and not led his league, while hitting a mere 50 or more in the fourth and leading his league. Name him. Hint: He did it - yes, it figures - as a Chicago Cub.

[isthisnickcool]

LOL! What next? The Judicial Watch Prophylactic? AKA - The Klayman condom. For men that can't decide who to stick it in and when they finally do nothing ever happens? The only quantity available for purchase is one because that's all that's ever needed?

[William Wallace]

I know. I wrote it. :-)

[Irma]

These two guys are EVERYWHERE!

               

[Lizzy W]

ROFLMAO

[FReethesheeples]

The verdict:

"Not too funny,"

especialy the juvenile post @ #38.

[William Wallace]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luis Gonzalez]

The solution....turn the dial.....

[pubmom]

You've got to be kidding!
(But you're not)

[isthisnickcool]

Thanks for the link.

I've been on a rant about some nonprofits for a long time. If you watch the left closely you will find it's one of their favorite methods of raising money to play with. Watch a lot of the "news stories" that get posted here and many times you will find a nonprofit behind it.

On the Guidestar site, for a chuckle, take a look at Consumers Union, the publishers of Consumer Reports. Over 200 million in assets and $140 million in annual income. Amazing. The American taxpayer gets ripped by some of these groups. And some of them are owned by for-profits. Great work if you can get it:)

[sinkspur]

Kudos to William for authoring this hilarious piece, and its appendix, the JW badge.

And thanks to Luis for posting it.

Hilarious and, unfortunately, believeable!

[Luis Gonzalez]

You all call some friends to the party!