This is the funniest thread in a long time...
FBI MOST WANTED TERRORISTS LIST
TOURIST GUY
Aliases: Usama Tourist Guy Muhammad Bin Ladin, the Prince, the Emir,That Guy With the Hat, Abu Tourist Guy Aziz,Faisal Guy Tourist, Abdallah Hat , Mujahid Cap, Hajj Hat and Glasses; DESCRIPTION Date of Birth Used: 1967 Hair: Black Place of Birth: UDA Eyes: Brown Height: 6'4" to 6'6" Sex: Male Weight: Approximately 180 pounds Complexion: Pasty Build: Thin Citizenship: USA ;Language: English, Swahili Scars and Marks: None known ;Remarks: Tourist Guy is believed to be EVERYWHERE. He is left-handed and walks with a cane. CAUTION Tourist Guy is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam,Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya,as well as the bombing of the Hindenburg and the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald, among others . These attacks killed over 20,000 people. In addition, Tourist Guy is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.He is a known associate of Waldo and Bert from Sesame Street.REWARD The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $5 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bert Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Adobe Photoshop Corporation. SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS