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With people like you on the plane, I would have no fear of terrorists. I might even hurl my dreaded 10-pound purse at them myself.

Now, you two tell me how to get over my fear of FLYING, which is currently only controllable with two martinis right before boarding.

You posted, "With people like you on the plane, I would have no fear of terrorists. I might even hurl my dreaded 10-pound purse at them myself."

We were discussing what to do on a plane with some friends, and one the women said what weapons do I have besides my fingernails. I told her to use her teeth. My wife lifted up her small but heavy Dooney, 8 pounds, as an example of a weapon. Like a Brick with a strap. I'm sure that I or she could end any terrorist's nice day with that brick, er Dooney slamming into his head at the end of the 2.5 ft strap! A 180 degree swing with that 8 # brick at the end of a 2.5' strap would generated a blow like Barry Bond's bat when it hit a terrorist in the temple!

Now, you two tell me how to get over my fear of FLYING, which is currently only controllable with two martinis right before boarding."

If that's what's required for you to fly, just look at your two martinis as pre flight medication! Kinda like pre op meds! Do worry about it. Today, you will not be the only one pre meding!

If I had two martinis before boarding, I would not be much threat to any terrorists! Crusader Rabbit would have to get someone else to help!