"America Wins intends to air drop thousands of rolls of the bin Laden toilet paper into Afghanistan to help wipe out terrorism. The company hopes that this effort will urge the people of Afghanistan to relieve themselves from Osama bin Laden. American Wins will also donate a portion of product sales to the victim’s families of the World Trade Center attack."
I'll let you know when I feel relieved. But I'd much rather wipe him up with a big Bounty.