It was going so well at first . . . check out his smile
Hell's Bells...*I* sense an opportunity here to apply some good, ol' fashioned American ingenuity.
What say we engineer every-other fiber of the polyester weave with something a tad *more* creative?
Say...a strand of something from the "family" of HE materials, for example.
Then?
The *primary* focus quickly escalates to...what head(s)? {g}