Limericks aren't my department-but I feel inspired, so here goes:
There once was a Muslim hothead the red, white and blue just made him see red one day he conspired to set it afire but be fired up his hair instead there's not a hair left, upon his hot head
"There once was a Muslim hothead the red, white and blue just made him see red one day he conspired to set it afire but be fired up his hair instead there's not a hair left, upon his hot head just the solid bare bone of what was once Ahmed."
Ya din't finish it, FJ.
{btw: bravo!!}
153 posted on 10/08/2001 12:42:45 PM PDT by Landru