YIKES, Tonkin!
For months I have spelled it perfectly incorrectly, per your desires, and only for a day or two have lapsed into - (gasp! horror!) CORRECTNESS!!
May I be punished with a thousand days of being seasick on the vessel of your choosing -
and then forgiven?!!! LOLOL
I will henceforth and forevermore try to straight up (go backward?) and spell - misspell spell yacht yatch 'properly!'
In return, when you are serving in the Coast Guard Auxiliary, you must take with you a personal phlag with a phlying phish in honor of our fallen and beloved phriend...
CHIEF WILL be with you, and all of us, now with divine powers to navigate our paths straight and true.
I want to bring some music to our troops.
I will always consider it an honor to be able to phish from your yatch, brother.
May the CHIEF always guide us.
A phlying phish? Ain't no such creature. Defies common sense...next thing you will claim is that their is an Island of fun and assorted debauchery populated by Freepers!-)