Drudge Title : WHITE HOUSE CONVINCED: BIN LADEN GIVING ORDERS OVER INTERNET

Drudge | 10-7-01 | Drudge

[flying Elvis]

Intercepted instant messages between Bin Laden and terrorist underling:

BL: "What'cha doing" Underling: "Nothin" BL: "ASL?" Underling: "18, Male, US" BL: "What are you wearing?" Underling: "A thong" BL: "Cool"

[joey'smom]

So THAT'S what AOL stands for -- Afghanistan On Line.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Very funny post! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

[RightOnline]

"This would require an ISP in Afghanistan."

Ummmm..........no, not really.

"Talk about a failing dot-com. An ISP in a country which won't allow it's citizens to have technology..."

LOL...........good one.....

[cajungirl]

Wonder what his screen name is on aol instant message,,,,camellover? talibandit?

[Benrand]

I'm sure Bin Laden figured out a way to get by without AOHell. :o)

[snopercod]

You actually believe these Washington DC press releases?

Nothing personal. It's an epistomological question.

[smoking camels]

yeah, those guys are fake. I was over there. Saw something I wished to point out in a friendly way. Not trying to disrupt or anything. Jerks banned me instantly. If they will ban someone for politlely pointing something out then they are the creeps you all make them out to be. PO'd me bigtime. Hypocrits. Sorry, had to vent somewhere. am in a bad mood at the moment

[CGASMIA68]

Granted,but,he certanly is not pluged into a dial up....scum bags on a "Sat Com"....

"Take it out"

[KeyLargo]

Hell. I think Binnie has been posting to the list!

[sonsofliberty2000]

will an Ash Alert be replaced by an Osama alert now?

[andy58-in-nh]

I think that would be Afghanistan On Line, right?

[snopercod]

This is only an excuse to tax the internet. For "security", of course.

[phalynx]

I think he is using AOL. I think I saw, in one of those Bin Laden videos, one of those stupid "Free AOL Tryout CDs"

[KeyLargo]

Sounds like Binnie has a better ISP than most that I have had.

[lelio]

BL: "What are you wearing?" Underling: "A thong"
BL: "I've got a diaper on my head"

[greasepaint]

Now that OBL has been tipped off, he'll stop using this
method and find something more difficult to detect.
Another source of intelligence has been lost.

g.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

This whole crisis started when bin Laden had to click through one too many d**n pop-up windows! That's enough to drive any man mad!

[CGASMIA68]

US mail?????

[phalynx]

I think you may be on to something. Maybe OBL's secret plot is to terrorize the US with SPAM!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!