PRESIDENT AL GORE ADDRESSES NATION AFTER AIRSTRIKES- WHAT WOULD HE SAY?

The Gore White House | 10/6/01

[11th Earl of Mar]

"To you soldier, going off to war. I remember what it was like when I like you, put my life on the line. I killed many with my bare hands. And I saved several more, risking my own well being to save others.

"And I also remember when I was an Afganistan refugee. It was not easy. I had to make bread with my bare hands. I cut the wheat, ground it and baked it myself. Afgan refugees, we will take care of you.

"And we need you ministers. I remember when I, as a divinity student, ministered to others who were wounded by the Vietnam war. I tirelessly gave of myself, to build peoples souls and restore their spirits. There are many whole and complete people today, because they had me, Al Gore, as their spiritual counselor.

"And God, I know how you feel right now. You have many actions to coordinate. And many lives are in the balance. It reminds me of my duties as President of the United States. I also hold the lives of thousands, and even millions, in my hands. I know the weight can be tremendous. But do not fear, for I am with you.

"And I call on the entire nation to remember me, President Al Gore, as you go about your lives. Keep me as your living example of courage, grace and strength.

"May God bless America. And may God bless Al Gore."

[Professional]

Excellent!

[Allegra]

ROFL!! Actually, if Gore were President (shudder!) there wouldn't be any air strikes. That causes pollution, you know.

[duckman]

I killed many with my bare hands. And also my camera.

[jwfiv]

TRULY FUNNY at this moment. I'm hysterical. Thanks, Earl.

[VA Advogado]

Gore: "The Taliban must be put in a lock box."

[ez2muz]

"But do not fear, for I am with you.

- Al Gore

Funny and - sadly, all too true

[jwfiv]

Check it out. Brilliant.

[clintonh8r]

The man is an inspiration...

Honey? Done in the bathroom yet?

[Hildy]

If Gore were President, Air Stikes would have begun September 12th and the world would be in such a state of dissary, I shudder to think. And God knows what other retaliation terrorist acts would have been committed by the hundreds of terrorists who have now been arrested. Bush is our reward for suffering through 8 years of Clinton-Gore.

[Commonsense]

"I've even grown this beard as a show of solidarity with my Taliban brothers and ask that all Americans, men and women alike, grow one of their own to show peace and love."

[TLBSHOW]

Here is what he said the other day when asked about the war protesters.

He said People are trying to KILL US. Hello!

[Terry Mross]

"I invented terrorism. I can stop it anytime I want."

[joathome]

""I've even grown this beard as a show of solidarity with my Taliban brothers and ask that all Americans, men and women alike, grow one of their own to show peace and love.""

Nope. Don't go there. We are all united today, just like we were the day of September 11. I AM SO THANKFUL that Gore isn't president, but today is not about this.

[Octar]

Al Gore: "I understand the mind of the Taliban. I know this because I grew up watching Kukla, Fran, and Allah."

[SamAdams76]

Well at least the Taliban no longer has any "controlling legal authority."

[mdittmar]

"Oh,oh,and in the Gulf war, when I was piloting the first stealth bomber that flew over Iraq,I remember a little boy,Johnny Smith, telling me about how his family of 18 was living in a dumpster in downtown St. Paul, Minnesota.

That's why I decided to start the first agency ever to help needy people everywhere,The Red Cross.

Thank you and God Bles me and all those that voted for me,illegally or not"

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

In fact, I INVENTED BREAD! I also invented the internet, remember?

[Pokey78]

Classic!

[CARDINALRULES]

L M A O ! !