Why, my erstwhile FRiend?! That's where the fun is!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...did you receive that mysterious package I sent ya?!
Nope.
Remember you're dealing with the USPS, here.
...and I'm not as concerned with getting something volatile from you, either.
Naturally, I would be looking for something white, though.
~Just a sign of the times, I guess.