I, like Eagle Eye, used to think that there was entirely too much over-reaction to this story. But your persistent nagging has caused me to change my mind.
We are obviously currently under heavy chemical and biological attack. (Remember, the "yellow" tanker is still missing in Colorado!) We cannot count on the news media, local or national, to tell us the truth because as everybody knows they are just shilling for whatever administration is in charge.
Retreat to your houses and seal yourselves inside your "safe" rooms. Bring extra plastic sheeting and duct tape so you can keep your "safe" room tightly sealed. Also be sure to stock your "safe" room with plenty of food, $5.00/gallon designer bottled water, a radio, batteries, and any other leftover Y2K stuff you have lying around your house. To be extra safe and wear your surplus gas mask. (Remember to close your eyes tightly and hold your breath when you remove the mask to change the filters.)
Remain in your "safe" room and monitor your radio. Don't come out of your "safe" room until it is safe to do so. Do not rely on the local or national media to tell you when it is safe to do so, because they won't tell you the truth!
Good luck.
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