Three women die and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says " We have only one rule in heaven...do not step on a duck".
So the women go to heaven, and sure enough, it's full of ducks. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although the women try to avoid it, two of them step on a duck.
Along comes ST. Peter with the ugliest men they ever saw. St.Peter chains them together for all eternity and says "this is your punishment for stepping on a duck."
The third woman sees all this, and is VERY careful not to step on a duck. She manages to go for months without stepping on one.
One day St; Peter comes along with the most handsom man the woman ever saw. The woman remarks "I wonder what I did to recieve such a blessing. I'll be chained to you for all eternity!".
The guy says "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."