[Geezerette]

The good ole U.S. of A. has some good ones, too!

Seen on Route 66 about 25 years ago at a restaurant/gas station truck stop: "Eat and Get Gas".

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[Dixielander]

I posted this one a while ago, but it seems to belong on this thread.

Headline in local paper reads:

"Calvary's Hooker Assumes Tucson Position".

Interpretation:
Calvary's Hooker=name of organist at Calvary Church
Assumes Tucson Position=became the organist at a church in Tucson.