Posted on 10/05/2001 6:42:31 AM PDT by JeepInMazar
"In the years preceding World War I, General John J. 'Black Jack" Pershing was commander of the American forces in the Philippines.
The small Moslem community on the island nation began to wreak havoc against the Philippine government and American forces.
The American troops captured a large group of these terrorists. During the interrogation by the Military Court, the fanatics were heard to repeatedly shout, 'Allah Achbar! Allah Achbar! Jihad!
The Philippines are the lands of Islam!' Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed one by one in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and war like people down through history.)
Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies.
Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs.
After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched.
As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot.
The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered.
Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities.
That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines.
Terrorist incidents from Islamic Fundamentalists were unheard of until a decade ago when the U.S. State Department recognized the PLO as legitimate 'Freedom Fighters' "
(Vendyl Jones, RESEARCHER [Arlington, Texas: Vendyl Jones Research Institutes, January 2001]: 20).
I can see it now...pork and bean claymore mines...
Or pig cluster bombs...
Or just forget the explosives and install giant meat grinders in the cargo doors of C-130's and herd the animals through in-flight...ewwwww.
BUMP!
Today I drove north on the Strand and thought, hmm, porcine chemtrails, porker manure burials, mandatory bullet immersion in pork.
Perhaps our Lord has a sense of humor and would elevate the hapless hog to some position of responsibility in the After Life...say, perhaps as Caretaker Regent of the Islamic Jihadists???
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