[Clinton's a rapist]

There are 500,000 Muslims in the United States. Should this war escalate, with random anthrax and/or nerve gas attacks taking the lives of thousands more American citizens, it may ultimately become necessary to expel them all, being as how it would become too difficult to tell which among them hold allegiance to Western values and the American flag, and which to the war-like Islamic religion. We can give them all a douceur, say $10,000 per head, and send them packing (I think we can afford a one-time payment of $50 billion, under the circumstances). This can hardly represent much of a hardship, since we all know that all cultures are equal and interchangeable, therefore they shouldn't have any reason to miss the United States. Indeed they may find the environment in home countries such as Iran, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Afghanistan and the Sudan a welcome relief from the oppression and racism which they are accostumed to here. Sound like a plan?

[FITZ]

This can hardly represent much of a hardship, since we all know that all cultures are equal and interchangeable, therefore they shouldn't have any reason to miss the United States.

That's a very excellent point. But I wouldn't give them any money for leaving, for one most of them have plenty of inherited oil money, they don't need mine.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

I have heard a much higher figure of 6 million Muslims in the United States.

Not sure what the correct figure is.