[Koblenz]

I don't know about you, but I'm going to keep a close eye on those critters. They may look cute, but.........

Usually squirrels are gray or brown, but I've noticed that my apartment complex has a whole bunch of dark black squirrels. Are these mutant squirrels? Are they immigrant squirrels?

[sharktrager]

Usually squirrels are gray or brown, but I've noticed that my apartment complex has a whole bunch of dark black squirrels. Are these mutant squirrels? Are they immigrant squirrels?

The black squirrels fly the black helicopters. I can't say more. I've already said too much.

[duckbutt]

Do you live near Kent State University near Akron, Ohio? They have very aggressive black squirrels running around there. I remember being told some escaped from a lab on the university grounds. They are very aggressive and drive off the gentler gray squirrels.

Nope, you're not seeing things!