How we can End Islamic Terrorism

Maelstrom | October 4 2001 | Maelstrom

[UnBlinkingEye]

To quote Emeril Lagasse:

"Pork fat rules!!!"

[FiddlePig]

Works for me!

[francisandbeans]

breaking news?!?!?

[Maelstrom]

Yeah...now get some lard and spray.

[Snuffington]

This very silly post is not breaking news.

[Alas]

How we can End Islamic Terrorism Thermo Nuclear devices!

Nukem

[francisandbeans]

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[Maelstrom]

You haven't thought it through yet.

Why do you think it's silly? It's no more silly than believing you're going to heaven if you slaughter thousands of innocent Americans.

[maestro]

How many Muslims were 'murdered' in the WTC and Pentagon??

[Maelstrom]

Using the word islamic terrorism can not help you to defend yourself against terrorist it only makes the muslims all around the world upset and this can be transform to hate against americans and west in general..are you saying that timothy mc weigh is a Christian terrorist..or unabomber..but when a person whose religion is Islam..ýt becames Islamic terrorist so where is the logic in it..

Because ONLY Islamic terrorists believe they are carrying out some religious belief in their acts of terror.

The wonderful thing about my solution, and you may not like it, is that if a Muslim who is *not* a terrorist is sprayed with pig lard, he or she can still get to heaven after cleansing themselves. A Muslim seeking only to destroy as many people as possible before they, themselves are killed, has no such recourse.

Osama bin Zonar, buddy.

[TomGuy]

I saw a commentary regarding Pershing in the Phillipines in 1917 regarding how he handled Muslim militants by killing all but one and burying the dead with pig intrails....(I haven't been able to re-locate that commentary).
But in addition to a lard spray, consider that there are 58 million head of swine in this country...ample to allocate a whole pig to accompany each terrorist captured in mid-America on his journey into the afterlife.

[BibChr]

Religion isn't about logic, reasoning, or even what passes for emotion in America today. It's about faith.

It's an overly broad brush you're painting with there, amigo. Perhaps that characterizes your religion. Not mine, at least inherently (i.e. minus my own imperfections).

Dan
Why I Am (Still) a Christian

[Maelstrom]

About 1500 according to estimates I've seen.

I do hope none of those innocents were sprayed with pig lard before their deaths. However, had the terrorists been sprayed before they killed all those people, they could *not* have continued using a religious fervor.

I cannot repeat this emphatically enough
The terrorists that have committed these acts have traded legitimate worship of Islam for a secular hatred of America. They have perverted their worship of Allah to that of some Anti-Christ.

Most muslims would never advocate nor condone such acts. Though it certainly wouldn't hurt if more of them came forward with their condemnation of people like Osama bin Zolar.

[Wonder Warthog]

"Pork fat rules!!!"

Why just pork FAT?? I mean we have TONS of "stuff" in lagoons at pig farms.

Take a few tanker planes from the Forest Service, and spray THAT over Afghanistan.

[Maelstrom]

I suppose that would work.

I think a pork-based lard spray is far more practical and effective as it directly impacts their religious beliefs.

[Maelstrom]

My apologies.

I did indeed use too broad a brush. I find the Lord's work everywhere I go.
If it were not for miracles, I myself, by all logic and rationale, should have died a dozen times over.

[Sidebar Moderator]

Paul Sperry had an interesting article the other day with a lot of the same ideas in it.

"If Pigs Could Fly"

GMTA