[Robert Drobot]

"Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said troops would not be engaged in a conventional war."

This doesn't mean more pizza deliveries does it?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

His anti-American tirades became increasingly apparent as he consolidated his power, rewrote the constitution and even renamed the country Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, after South American independence hero Simón Bolívar.

I think pizza deliveries are out.