[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Hey, Tonkin, what's the age cut-off on the Auxilliary?"
Membership is open to all citizens of the United States and its territories who are at least 17 years old.
(no top end age stated)
"I'll bet they have one in Texas, too!"
Yes they do
"Will they take old grunts?"
Yes they will.
We Need You: United State Coast Guard Auxillary

[clamper1797]

Just submitted my application ... I live on the Sacramento river .... right on the river. And I have a very fast cigarette boat. I've seen the auxillary Coast Guard out here. Never occurred to me to join them till now. They use their own boats.

[COB1]

O.K., Tonkin, I signed up.
If they start throwing a lot of that swabbie stuff at me like spinnaker and jib sail, I might have to call on you for help.
All I understand is maiming and killing the enemy.