[IronJack]

If they're in the market for slightly overweight, middle-aged guys with good intentions and bad knees, then sign me up too! My eyes are so bad I'd have to snipe with a guide dog, but I can still hit the ground at 1,000 meters with an AR-10, and hump a 20-oz. bottle of Geritol through the shopping mall.

[AppyPappy]

Stand down, mister. I hear some hippies might need some ass-kickin's. We're needed on the homefront.