Ours was "Do You Know Where You're Going To?" by Diana Ross. I can't remember which movie it was from. GAG!! We tried a write-in campaign for Stairway to Heaven, but it didn't work.
On thread 4 I saw a few posts about smoking lounges in the high schools. I'll do you one better. Our MIDDLE SCHOOL (6-8 grade) had one!!! My kid's absolutely do not believe me when I tell them this.