[EggsAckley]

“Write this down,” said a redheaded man with a thick accent. “This is a wake-up call for the rich. Be sure to write that down.”

This uninformed miscreant must not have realized that MANY of the missing represent a cross section of society who worked in minimum wage jobs.

[Sir Gawain]

Don't forget this one:

Yano considered himself conservative, but not a gun-loving nut case—until today.

Still, the article overall was not worthy of a total barf alert.