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HOW TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF BIN LADEN
CAS (EMAIL)
| Oct. 1, 2001
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Posted on 10/01/2001 10:21:24 AM PDT by jslade
"Speaking of severing things, I think I've hit on the perfect way to dispense with Mr. Osama. Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore I suggest we do neither. Let the SAS, Seals, Delta Force, or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live under the Taliban Rule. "
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posted on
10/01/2001 10:21:24 AM PDT
by
jslade
To: jslade
ROFL! What a great idea!
2
posted on
10/01/2001 10:24:39 AM PDT
by
JoeMomma
To: jslade
That has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great job! LOL
3
posted on
10/01/2001 10:25:01 AM PDT
by
Ed_NYC
To: jslade
LOL, I'm all for it. I think California would be happy to pay for it too.
To: JoeMomma
What scares me is that it makes sense.
5
posted on
10/01/2001 10:32:59 AM PDT
by
jslade
To: Ed_NYC
It would work!
6
posted on
10/01/2001 10:33:34 AM PDT
by
jslade
To: NC_Libertarian
California? That's right......the state would pay for it.
7
posted on
10/01/2001 10:34:31 AM PDT
by
jslade
To: jslade
I prefer execution. Deep-fry him in bacon grease.
8
posted on
10/01/2001 10:38:29 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
I prefer execution. I agree. My preferred method would be to force him to drink himself to death.
9
posted on
10/01/2001 10:43:09 AM PDT
by
Fair Paul
To: jslade
I love it!!! Sex change operation with huge breast implants.
YoMama bin Laden
10
posted on
10/01/2001 10:47:32 AM PDT
by
YaYa123
To: YaYa123
LOL. Good one yaya
11
posted on
10/01/2001 10:55:20 AM PDT
by
spald
To: spald
wait wait wait...i got a better idea first we give him the sex change then we ship him to X42 now THATS harsh!
To: jslade
Brilliant!
13
posted on
10/01/2001 11:06:39 AM PDT
by
Howie
To: Fair Paul
"My preferred method would be to force him to drink himself to death."But we first need to dress him in some Tommy Hilfigger designer clothes and a cowboy hat
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posted on
10/01/2001 11:06:40 AM PDT
by
MJY1288
To: jslade
. . . fly him to an undisclosed hospital . . . Airfare's too much. Do it in the field with a dull Ka-Bar.
To: YaYa123
RE: #10
Major League laughing going on here. Thanks.
To: MJY1288
A little tiny yellow plastic gay looking cowboy hat?
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posted on
10/01/2001 11:24:18 AM PDT
by
Dakmar
To: jslade
Cut it off, stick it in his mouth then impale him for all the world to see....allowing the vultures to eat his carcass. And I ain't jokin'! We must show the world we're as cruel and they are.
To: savedbygrace, spald, and YOMAMA Bin Laden
You and spald remember you heard it here first
(Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?)
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posted on
10/01/2001 2:42:18 PM PDT
by
YaYa123
To: jslade
We WANT to make a martyr of Bin Laden to provoke all of the world's Muslims to go to war. We need to get this religious war over with instead of the drip drip drip of endless terrorist attacks and Bosnias/Kosovos.
WWIII - bring it on, we need to create another Greatest Generation.
BUMP
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posted on
10/01/2001 2:52:14 PM PDT
by
tm22721
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