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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots
Friend | 9.30.01 | Zman

Posted on 10/01/2001 7:10:40 AM PDT by Highlander

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

  1. Approach protesters talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."
  2. Engage in brief conversation; ask if military force is appropriate.
  3. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
  4. Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
  5. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face.
  6. When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
  7. Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
  8. Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 6 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.


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1 posted on 10/01/2001 7:10:40 AM PDT by Highlander (neanderthal@bellsouth.net)
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To: Highlander
Great!!! Gold star.

BTW this is not news nor a current event. Post it in Your Opinions next time.

2 posted on 10/01/2001 7:13:36 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Highlander
lol! love it.
3 posted on 10/01/2001 7:13:45 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: Highlander
ROFLMAO - Thanks - will use it....
4 posted on 10/01/2001 7:13:48 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Highlander
OmiGod I'm dyin on the floor - HYSTERICAL - I can just picture it
5 posted on 10/01/2001 7:13:50 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Highlander
It involves logic, so they'll never understand.
6 posted on 10/01/2001 7:14:21 AM PDT by NYS_Eric
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To: Highlander
hemp-shirt-wearing

9. Light 'em and snort 'em.

8 posted on 10/01/2001 7:18:23 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: NYS_Eric
These guys couldn't care less about "peace." This is the same crowd behind those violent WTO protests. Not much peace in the streets of Seattle or Washington.

They just hate America and believe the only valid military intervention is one where the US has no interests involved (Kosovo, Bosnia, Somalia). I don't recall any "peace" protests during those affairs.

They did hate the Gulf War because it involved our vital national interests.

9 posted on 10/01/2001 7:25:45 AM PDT by 07055
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To: Quilla
Why don't we just shoot these damn pot smokers and get it over with. After all we have alcohol, prozac, uppers, downers- all legal if you find the right doctor. Where do these twerps get off thinking they have the freedom to make up their own mind.
10 posted on 10/01/2001 7:26:51 AM PDT by steve50
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To: Highlander
Good one Highlander.

Reminds me of my Drill Sergeant instructing us in the use of CS grenades for crowd dispersal:

"Hold the grenade at arm's length and pull the pin. Extend your arm rearwards and assume the throwing position. Locate the nearest long-haired, hippy-a$$ed, America-hating, draft-dodging, scum-bucket and launch the CS grenade into the side of his drug-addled skull. Take out your second grenade....."

I won't use his name but this was pretty standard for him. Not a really PC guy.

11 posted on 10/01/2001 7:26:57 AM PDT by 12B
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To: Highlander
in theory, this sounds perfect. but...
you'd have to be george foreman, before some would finally get it...
arm weary freepers wouldn't be able to get much work done
they would smile all day tho'...
12 posted on 10/01/2001 7:29:16 AM PDT by hoot2
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To: Highlander
I have not laughed that hard in a long time, thank you. - Chip
14 posted on 10/01/2001 7:32:26 AM PDT by Rays_Dad
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To: Highlander
Here's what my 12 year old son added to a conversation 8 adults were having about the anti-war protestors this week-end:

"Well, there can only be one of two things wrong with them. The drugs they are doing or the drugs they need to be doing!"

Such clarity at such a young age.

15 posted on 10/01/2001 7:33:57 AM PDT by Great_Dame
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To: Highlander
I love this, may I have your permission to post it on another board, giving you the credit, of course?
16 posted on 10/01/2001 7:34:22 AM PDT by jacquej
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To: steve50
Where do these twerps get off thinking they have the freedom to make up their own mind.

Whoa, who stole your bong? These protestors have no minds and, therefore, are incapable of making up their own. Remember - if they really were anti-war, they'd be protesting the one who started the war and took the first 7,000 casualties, not the one attacked.

17 posted on 10/01/2001 7:38:06 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Highlander
Only one little thing has changed since their ancestors spit on us Viet Vets during the 60's and 70's. Every damn one of us that's alive is home now and not overseas, and we fear no evil because we are the meanest SOB's in the valley. It is our turn to spit back!!!
18 posted on 10/01/2001 7:50:09 AM PDT by ChippewaDan
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To: jacquej
Give credit to Krom, not Highlander.
19 posted on 10/01/2001 8:02:37 AM PDT by Highlander
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To: AppyPappy
Thanks, I thought since the protests, etc. were current events, this was applicable - my bad.
20 posted on 10/01/2001 8:10:56 AM PDT by Highlander
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