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I had to share JR's original musical parody on Janet Reno which he performed with the Freepettes. I can barely control my laughter while I read through all of this. I realize that it's not nice to make fun of others, but she is no innocent person and is one of my least favorite people in the world. Here it is!

Janet Reno
(To the tune of “La Bamba”)

I can’t believe Janet Reno
I can’t believe Janet Reno
She’s such a freak
And she’s so doggone ugly
Yes, she’s so unattractive
She looks like man
She freaks me out; she freaks me out

Janet Reno, she’s not keeno; she’s not keen

I can’t believe Janet Reno
She wants to win an election
In Florida
And she’ll probably steal it
Oh, I can just feel it
She’ll take it away
She’ll have her way; she’ll have her way

Janet Reno, she’s not keeno; she’s not keen

I can’t believe Janet Reno
It’s such a bad sceno
When she’s around
She should wrestle Hulk Hogan
Or maybe beat up Mike Tyson
She’ll kill them all
Cause she’s so bad, cause she’s so bad

Janet Reno, she’s not keeno; she’s not keen

I am still laughing so hard about the Janet Reno song, that I decided to share another of JR's original musical parodies that he performed with the Freepettes at our social. You might gather from these posts that the entertainment at our party was outstanding. By the way, JR is Patriot1's and my brother, and we are extremely proud of him.

Trollin at the White House
(To the tune of “Proud Mary”)

Left a good job at the White House
Didn’t do nothing all night and day
I ate a bunch of tacos, in the Oval Office
Waitin for the ladies to come out and play

Interns keep on turning
Hillary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House

Met a lot of girls in Memphis
Even knew a few down in New Orleans
But now the babes are knockin
The White House is a rockin
With Monica Lewinsky in her skin-tight jeans

Interns keep on turning
Hilary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House

If you walk into my office
Bet you’re gonna see I’m not wearin no pants
You don’t have to worry, and you don’t have to hurry
I’m just givin Jennifer another chance

Interns keep on turning
Hilary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House