Janet Reno
(To the tune of La Bamba)
I cant believe Janet Reno
I cant believe Janet Reno
Shes such a freak
And shes so doggone ugly
Yes, shes so unattractive
She looks like man
She freaks me out; she freaks me out
Janet Reno, shes not keeno; shes not keen
I cant believe Janet Reno
She wants to win an election
In Florida
And shell probably steal it
Oh, I can just feel it
Shell take it away
Shell have her way; shell have her way
Janet Reno, shes not keeno; shes not keen
I cant believe Janet Reno
Its such a bad sceno
When shes around
She should wrestle Hulk Hogan
Or maybe beat up Mike Tyson
Shell kill them all
Cause shes so bad, cause shes so bad
Janet Reno, shes not keeno; shes not keen
Trollin at the White House
(To the tune of Proud Mary)
Left a good job at the White House
Didnt do nothing all night and day
I ate a bunch of tacos, in the Oval Office
Waitin for the ladies to come out and play
Interns keep on turning
Hillary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House
Met a lot of girls in Memphis
Even knew a few down in New Orleans
But now the babes are knockin
The White House is a rockin
With Monica Lewinsky in her skin-tight jeans
Interns keep on turning
Hilary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House
If you walk into my office
Bet youre gonna see Im not wearin no pants
You dont have to worry, and you dont have to hurry
Im just givin Jennifer another chance
Interns keep on turning
Hilary keeps on burning
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin in the White House