Your NEXT mission, should you choose to accept it, is to:
1 - Fix the OTHER great image that is circulating via the Internet, "If you can read this..."
We need someone to "WhiteOut" part of the F-word, so that is suitable for posting on this FAMILY forum.
(There is a link to it at post 30 of this thread, but it is difficult for me to post HTML from this old machine. You can click on To 30 that THIS REPLY has immediately following it, then click on the "OSAMA" link that you find there to go directly to the offending version of that image.)
Here it is.
I use Photoshop like Lowbridge, and love it. I've been using it for 12-13 years, but a newbie can do a lot without knowing about all the functions.