bafow anah yew foks go & make funah my tawken, jess be awah mah late Dadde wus from Missahssippee & he tawked funnier than me & wus weened on purdee moonshine & could figah owt mos' fowks qwikern' fawty Gawds cud skin a minnah ( & that's pruttee durn kwik! ). He had five bruthahs & one susta, & sum ah his bruthas spilt moah whiskee than lotsu foks eva dreenk. Thah all sed thah grew up with lotsa whut they called 'Wardrobe suckas' ( folks had no clawsets back then & would hide theah likah in thu wawdrobe ) & they wud stagga tu tha poles & vote dry!! Theah all sounded kinda like thu late Red Barbour ( thu basebawl anownsa-he wus frum thah same town ) & thah cud all plah pokkah like a cahwd shawk. anyway, you foks is all wowndup abowt this heah Powahl fella & Ah grew up herun craziah stuff ova brekfus, eva day! Owah HOMELAN IS SUCUAHR
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Carter's an ex-president. BFD.