[operation clinton cleanup]

I fashioned a slingshot out of a tree branch and some newspaper rubber bands. My neighbor has some tennis ball cans and balls. Where can I register these devices?

[secondamendmentkid]

The tree branch is rather innocuous and only need be registered with the local Arborist or at your option the Sierra Club. The rubber bands were likely taken from one of our chemical plants or rejects from the Trojans factory and probably require no reporting. The tennis balls should be reported to the USLTA (however sunset legislation may have ended this agency). The cans however are another matter as they could be used as potato mashers. Please provide your address so we can send the 120 ATF agents over to check this out. Thank you for your efforts to remain a law abiding citizen.