You assume that all "Bible-thumpers" are dumb hicks who wouldn't take the time to investigate anything even if they had the intellect to do it. Such an assumption is just wrong and a cursory glance at the historic or current literature would reveal that fact. However, it is clear from your inflammatory and insulting remarks that you are more comfortable in your own formulated reality undisturbed by threatening cogent arguments.
If the evolutionists could disprove the Bible, they would do it in a minute. In frustration, they are left, like you, with ad hominem attacks and vitriolic rhetoric.
The converse, "disproving evolution" doesn't make the creation myth true.