[bootyist-monk]

I'm a little torn about Ann's suggestion. How will I be able to get a microwave green-chile, potato burrito and a rootbeer-flavored Slurpee at 3AM if we go through with this?

[Brian Allen]

I have it on good authority that as Ann's column is ever more widely promulgated and the news of the lowered intellectual and educational requirements for corner-store clerks spreads -- and even as we speak -- hoards of opportunistic-Canadian illegals -- even at risk of pissing off the Mexican illegals -- are pouring over our Northern borders to take up the slack!

[mercy]

OH! I hadn't thought of that. This IS a problem.