Canadian Forces In Very Bad Shape, Report Says

Canadian Press | 9-26-01 | John Ward

[Diddle E. Squat]

What! You mean bad decisions have consequences?

Draft the draft-dodgers.

[My Favorite Headache]

Yours is a country of vaginas,plain and simple. >>>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMFAO! BUMP TO TOP!

[habs4ever]

Would you like us to be rough and tough like you, or maybe....like the old Soviet Union? Use your head.No, I didn't think so.

[Bad~Rodeo]

Yo....Adrian..Back-Off the Canucks....Think they're bad?....Look south of the Rio Grande.

[Bommer]

Hey habs, don't worry. We're sending 10,000 reinforcements of gutless college pussys from Berkely that will run to your country in case of war. Have fun supporting them cuz we don't want any of them back! Viva Canada, nation of cowards!

[My Favorite Headache]

The sky is blue...film at 11...>>>>>>>

AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Man I am seeing some of the best one liner's in here tonight. This thread is filled with them.

[My Favorite Headache]

We fired the police department and put in a community hottub and moose petting zoo...>>>

Speechless....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[My Favorite Headache]

Why don't the Canadians just vote Neil Peart as PM already and get it overwith? Jean C. is and always will be a laughing stock.

[Bad~Rodeo]

WHY do the Taliban prefer to ride Camels instead of SUV's

[Diddle E. Squat]

Time for another Louisiana purchase. Sell us everything west of Ontario, and pay us $500 per person per year, and we'll provide your remaining Canada Lite with all of its military protection. And you can keep the draft-dodgers.

We'll call the 51st state Texas North.

[headsonpikes]

"Yours is a country of vaginas, plain and simple".

Actually, plain and fancy.;^)

You, apparently, represent your country from the other end of the perineum.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

Well, we would LIKE for our neighbor to the north to start doing more to stop the thousands of terrs that use their country as a staging area against us.

[Bad~Rodeo]

oy vay....sighs~

[Gracey]

Maybe we can recruit Peter Jennings.

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Oh great we have ME HE CO below us and CAN A DON'T above us .hmmmmmmmm please don't let anyone invade them

[mathurine]

When I was in Vietnam we had some Canadians there with us who had crossed the border and enlisted at a time when some of our folks had crossed the border to avoid the opportunity to serve this country when it counted big. I don't bash Canada in any case, nor any of the smaller countries, considering that the best that they could do at maximum expenditure would be worth about 15 minutes in a real war. My impression, though, has been that they do take their turns at bat, and maybe more, in the many situations where military forces at a somewhat less lethal level can be useful, and I suspect that individually in most cases and institutionally given a few months, we would find the Canadians quite welcome and useful in whatever we might be up to militarily in a lower techbology way.

[Bad~Rodeo]

sits down next to you....hi...s~

[habs4ever]

That requires changing the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which has become a living, breathing endless moving target for the Supreme Court.Big job to do that.

Habs fans know no boundaries, they may even be in Louisiana, they are everywhere....:)

[captain11]

Hey, meathead, it ain't funny...if it was your country, you wouldn't laugh, would you?

We're not laughing. If Canada is overrun, where do we deport Peter Jennings? How about we trade Jennings and 2 Apaches in exchange for your Olympic snowboard champion, Ross Rebagliati? Fair, eh?