Hey West .. sorry I missed ya .. the eyes just won't stay open anymore ..
Nighty Nite all ...
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A Wild Ride
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Henry, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Henry. "It's hundreds of them!"
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Top Ten Old Folks' Party Games
1. Sag, You're It!
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
4. Kick the Bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
6. Doc, Doc Goose
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
8. Hide and Go Pee
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical Recliners
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Old Folks Honeymoon
Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wives. Marvin said with concern, "I'll have to see a doctor when I get home. I couldn't consummate my marriage last night."
"Well, really," says Maurice. "I better see a therapist then -- I didn't even think of it!"
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"Oh, I'm getting old ...
My insurance company sent me half a calendar."
- Rodney Dangerfield