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"All Your Base", eat your heart out? (Vanity)
Email | 9/25/2001 | Some clueless loser in the other hemisphere

Posted on 09/25/2001 11:17:32 AM PDT by hellinahandcart

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To: hellinahandcart
LOL and Bump!
41 posted on 09/26/2001 5:55:12 AM PDT by firewalk
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To: Gasshog
"Japanese just doesnt translate very well into english"

Years ago when I had a wholesale camera repair business, we "invested" (more money than I ever care to think about) in quite a few repair manuals for a variety of Japanese cameras.

Imagine paying fifty bucks or more for a thick stack of "all your base" grade technical literature. Then imagine doing it over and over and over and...

The conventional wisdom at the time (supposedly based [he said 'based'] on fact) was that the Japanese prided themselves on their mastery of the English language, and thus steadfastly refused to allow any native speakers (of the English language) to write, translate, or proofread their "literature".

The result was what we referred to as "Janglish". Hurts my eyes just thinking about it.

Two examples (from memory):

A Minolta manual had a big chart that listed cross-compatibility between several of their models. When there was no match, the box didn't say "N/A". It said "Uselessness." Yes, truly so.

I spent a long time trying to figure out the stern warning at the top of the page (I believe it was the first schematic page for a Nikon F3). It said "Warning! Wear goves! Must be erathed!"

I knew it was serious stuff, I just didn't know what it was.

I finally deduced that "goves" were "gloves", and "erathed" was "earthed" which meant "grounded". In other words, ground your equipment and don't touch the circuit with your oily fingertips.

Yup, "Japanese just doesnt translate very well into english".

42 posted on 09/26/2001 6:22:08 AM PDT by Don Joe
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To: Don Joe
Somewhere at the house, I have a functional Minolta 35mm camera with the "speech circuit". I always got a kick out of the way it would announce, in a female voice: "Road Firrem!" and "Too Dokk - Use Frash!" Sometimes I use the "Talker" just for old times' Sake, er, sake!
43 posted on 09/26/2001 3:07:36 PM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: hellinahandcart
Simple enough. Spam them back with some nice recipies for pork dishes...some jokes about mo-hammed (and his less intelligent brother less-hammed)...and questions about their religion...questions I shall leave to others' fertile imagination.

If they offend, offend back!

44 posted on 09/26/2001 3:15:38 PM PDT by neutrino (Neutrino)
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To: hellinahandcart; Hap; falabarce
Bump for wondering who had hit us so faithless?
45 posted on 09/15/2002 4:44:20 PM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: Bacon Man
Bump because someone set up us the bomb!
46 posted on 01/23/2003 12:20:27 PM PST by Xenalyte (You have no chance to survive . . . make your time)
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