BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey, I KNOW Calpublican, and I can assure you that she's fundamentally, and completely, insane. One of her more benign mental problems is that she makes everyone who calls on the phone talk to her dog - the minimum you can get away with is saying Hi.
Its all down hill from there.
I see. Must be my judgment is slipping in my old age. Or more likely, it's that I have the same illness as she. My phone # is 345.6789. You'll like my dog. He talks in Whole sentences. ;-)