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Of course, Dowdy's heroes Billyjeff and Big Al would have flown straight to D.C. like the gallant "Charge of the Light Brigade" to save us all. Right. They'd STILL be under Cheyenne Mt. cowering. Remember, Miss Dowd, 'ol Billy RAN AWAY when his country called. As for Al, anyone who has to be told how to be an "alpha male", ISN'T. Miss DOwd should not project charecter traits onto individuals who have demonstrated none.

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Dowdy's heroes Billyjeff and Big Al would have flown straight to D.C. like the gallant "Charge of the Light Brigade" to save us all. Right. They'd STILL be under Cheyenne Mt. cowering.

I can't figure out how, had he successfully stolen the election by disqualifying legitimate overseas votes (among various other nefarious means) Big AL would now look to our armed forces and send them to battle.

They would of course go, bravely and without question, but how would Big Al show his face ever again? (Maybe this explains the beard.)