Actually, the ultimate totem is, of course, marshmallows embedded in green jello.
Now you are going to Hell. Telling secrets of the Mormon faith. I should have put it together myself however when I saw my neighbor drive in with a pick-up truck full of diet soda (no caffine).
Btw...Mormons make nice neighbors, they always have stuff you need on hand (well...no booze of course...except Jack Mormons. But they are always bumming beers off everyone else.)