[IronJack]

Recommended attire: For the ladies, granny skirts and Birkenstock sandals. A garland of posies and Janis Joplin glasses. For the gents, t-shirts with pictures of Che Guevara or simply tie-dyed. Love beads, bell bottoms, and Birkenstock sandals. Accessorize with "dove's foot" necklaces, "groovy" bandanas, and this season's "must-have:" a trendy protest sign.

[michaelje]

Janis Joplin glasses have been replace with squared horned rims. Check CNN anchors for latest liberal fashions.