What if it had been PRESIDENT GORE last night?

self | 9/21 | self

[Kimlee]

LOL, you have too much time on your hands ;)

[BillyBoy]

ROTFL!!!

[Steven W.]

very good - 2 things to add: 1) Description of the clothing and other attire that would be selected for Algore and which one of his personas his handlers would hope to project. 2) Algore implores audience, "now America, please take out your maps so you can follow along here"

[brewcrew]

What if it had been PRESIDENT GORE last night?

Don't get me started. Don't even get me started.

[Capitalist Eric]

Truth be known, my wife and I looked at each other last night, during Ws' speech, and were grateful Gore wasn't there. Can you only imagine?

I'm sure that he'd have mentioned his "service" in Viet Nam as a solid foundation for leading the country in this time of war...

(Ignoring the fact that the closest he got to shedding blood was while changing the ink ribbon on his typewriter...)

Thank GOD the adults are in control!!!

"B" Well!

[cajungirl]

thanks for the great laugh.

[EggsAckley]

I wish I could draw cartoons. I can just see Gore sitting at the table in the War Room discussing strategies with his advisors. Right next to him would be a porta-potty, so that when he's had too much iced tea, he wouldn't have far to go.

[Joan_of_Argghh!]

LOL! You've captured it perfectly!

[I am still Casey]

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-Hell)

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-Hell)

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-Hell)

Deserved repeating.

[BornOnTheFourth]

"Department of Apologies."

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's tooooooooooooo funny!

RightWingMama--send this to your parents! (my grandparents--die hard demos)

;-)

[BornOnTheFourth]

I am proud to add that my former boss, President Bill Clinton, has offered his services as a special envoy. He has asked to be sent "anywhere there's a camera and whorehouses."

Another good one BUMMMP!!!

[monocle]

I suggest that Gore would have taken the same tack that he took with Tim Russert on the question of executing a pregnant woman. Ladies and gentlemen, I will have to get back to you tomorrow on this talk I'm supposed to give tonight.

[Husker8877]

Very good stuff!

[sadamico]

If Gore was President, there wouldn't be an aspirin factory in the middle east that was safe.

I have had so many liberals stop by my cube and tell me that they are happy that Bush is the one calling the shots in Washington.

[WIladyconservative]

Oooooooooooooooh MY Gosh - that was tooooo funny. Can't you just see his overly rouged cheeks and the stiff Ken-Doll hair and just his mouth moving whilst his eyes shift back and forth???

Thank you for a laugh among the tears - it was truly needed!

[bmwcyle]

We would still be a nation divided.

[maestro]

Tony Blair, still would have been sitting in 'the Chair'.
:-(

[Lady GOP]

We'd be in much worse shape than we are right now. It was only through devine intervention that GW became our president.