Damn good thing he didn't say something snotty about Merle Haggard...or Willie and Waylon...or Hank By God Williams!
Actually, the poor sap doesn't seem to realize that the lyrics he's quoting are either a.) fabricated, for the purposes of self-satirization or b.) performed as satires. Country music has the grace to laugh at itself.
Something this overbearing twerp doesn't have the wit to recognize and would never dream of doing to himself. To think that a "professor of music" would have less grace and wit than Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys.
But, as a master of satire yourself, dead, you would recognize this. And that's why you posted it. Thanks for the laugh.
Not long ago, I went into one of those large chain music stores, walked up to this sweet young thing and asked her if they had anything by "Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys". The already slack jawed sweetie dropped her cute little jaw an additional 4 inches. I got a full view of the $12,000 braces her daddy paid for AND her tuesday glob of chewing gum.
"Like, huh?", the articulate dearie said.
"Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys", I repeted.
"Well, like, for sure we don't carry any racist or kinky, like, sex stuff, ya know".
And this is in Texas, not far from where he lives. To quote the Kinkshah.."God bless John Wayne".