[holyscroller]

Thank God we were not listening to President Gore tonight. Isn't that a frightening thought! And Mad Maddie Half-bright bombing her enemies. We'd be in nuclear war by now.

[MJY1288]

I saw someone post this "If Gore was President he would have our military planting trees in Afghanistan" I'm still laughing :-)

[nutmeg]

Thank God we were not listening to President Gore tonight. Isn't that a frightening thought!

Thank God indeed... I had the same thought.

[Not_Who_U_Think]

I must confess to have reveled this past week in asking a few friends who voted for the Democrat cadidate last year how they would feel having a President Gore in the White House...

None seemed pleased at the thought.

[Don Joe]

"Thank God we were not listening to President Gore tonight. Isn't that a frightening thought!"

Let's see how it might have gone, shall we?

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Persons of another culture have let us know that they do not agree with some of our policies. In order to better examine why they are so upset with us, I have appointed an "Understanding Commission", and tasked it with doing whatever is necessary to help us examine this situation in proper perspective.

Before we can try to explain our way of life to these international citizens, we need to understand precisely what it is that the republican congress has done to offend them.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

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Ugh, I gotta stop before I make myself vomit.