[thingumbob]

If you feel you are unable to perform these duties, or are a conscientious objector, please let our attentants know so we can reseat you in the 'cowards rows' at the rear of the plane and not bring you drinks or peanuts

ROTFLOL......can't you just see all these stupid Peace nic's sitting in the back singing....All we are saying...give peace a chance....."

OMG....that was funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

[kevkrom]

not bring you drinks or peanuts

I loved that line in particular...

[night reader]

ROTFLOL......can't you just see all these stupid Peace nic's sitting in the back singing....All we are saying...give peace a chance....."
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ALLLL RIGHT!!! Now, somebody pull the handle on the rear panel ejector!